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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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* OH... *

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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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( laughs heartily )

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )

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and NICKELODEON]

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY,
BIKINI BOTTOM!

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( crash )

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY,
SPONGEBOB.

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I'M NUTS FOR YOU.

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WELL, I'M BUBBLES
FOR YOU, SANDY.

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MMM, CHOCOLATE.

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MIGHTY TASTY.

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PATRICK'S GOING TO LOVE
THE ONE YOU MADE FOR HIM.

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TAKE ME THROUGH
THE PLAN AGAIN.

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OKAY.

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STEP ONE: PATRICK AND I GET TO
THE VALENTINE'S DAY CARNIVAL.

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STEP TWO: I POSITION
PATRICK AND MYSELF
ON TOP OF THE FERRIS WHEEL.

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STEP THREE: YOU ARRIVE
AT DESIGNATED CHECKPOINT
FOR MAXIMUM VISUAL CONTACT.

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STEP FOUR: PATRICK IS THRILLED.

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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( grunting... )

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HI, PATRICK.

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HELLO?

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PATRICK,
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.

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SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN THERE?

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PATRICK!

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OH MY GOSH! SPONGE...

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SPONGEBOB IS STUCK
INSIDE THIS ROCK.

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OH, HOLD ON, BUDDY!

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I'LL GET YOU OUT!

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SPONGEBOB?
SPONGEBOB?

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PATRICK!

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SPONGEBOB!

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( weeping ):
SPONGEBOB...!

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PATRICK, I'M RIGHT
BEHIND YOU.

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THERE YOU ARE.

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

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HERE'S YOUR PRESENT.

54
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AND I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.

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YOU DO?

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IT'S THE GREATEST...

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OH...!

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THE BESTEST...

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OH...!

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THE MOST FANTABULOUS...

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OH...!

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...PRESENT EVER!

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OH... OOH... OH...!

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BUT YOU CAN'T
HAVE IT YET.

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HUH? WHY NOT?

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'CAUSE IT'S NOT READY YET.

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IS IT READY NOW?
NOT YET.

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HOW ABOUT NOW?

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DO YOU WANT TO
RUIN THE SURPRISE?

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YES!

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UH-UH-UH.

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COME ON, PLEASE.

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HMM...

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NOPE, SORRY.

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YOU GOT TO TELL ME!

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NO CAN DO. ( laughs )

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YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.

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PLEASE...!

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OH, PLEASE, PLEASE.

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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

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TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME...
PLEASE!

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OKAY, PATRICK,
HERE WE ARE.

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( gasps )
YOU GOT ME A CARNIVAL?!

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MINE!

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ALL MINE, MINE, MINE.

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MINE, MINE, MINE.

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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT!

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THIS IS MY CARNIVAL!

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IT'S NOT THE CARNIVAL.

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OH.

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HERE, TAKE THIS QUARTER AND...

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OH MY GOSH, A QUARTER!

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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A QUARTER.

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IT'S NOT THE QUARTER.

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OH.

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NOW, TAKE THAT QUARTER

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AND BUY SOME COTTON CANDY.

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COTTON CANDY,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

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COTTON CANDY!

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Man:
GET AWAY.

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Sandy to SpongeBob...

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Sandy to SpongeBob.

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Come in, SpongeBob.

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TEN-FOUR, SANDY, SPONGEBOB HERE.

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I GOT A VISUAL...
WANT ME TO BRING HER IN?

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OH, NOT YET, SANDY.

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PATRICK'S STILL TRYING TO GUESS
WHAT HIS VALENTINE IS.

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You are such a kidder.
Sandy out.

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THAT SPONGEBOB.

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( clattering )

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SCALLOPS.

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CHOCOLATE-EATING SCALLOPS!

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SO, IF IT'S NOT
COTTON CANDY,
THEN WHAT IS IT?

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I CAN'T TAKE IT!

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YOU'LL HAVE TO GUESS.

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THIS TENT.

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NO.

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THIS GUY?

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NO.

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THIS PARAMECIUM?

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( laughs ) NOPE.

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( chuckles )

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YOU'RE A SLY ONE.

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I CAN'T FIND IT
HERE IN THE CARNIVAL

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BECAUSE IT'S ON TOP
OF MOUNT CLIMB-UP-
AND-FALL-OFF!

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( panting... )

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( screams )

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IT WASN'T THERE,
EITHER.

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ARE YOU SURE?

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UH...
( panting )

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Sandy to Spongebob.

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SPONGEBOB TO SANDY.

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YOU CAN BRING IT IN NOW.

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SPONGEBOB, WE'VE GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM.

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I GOT A PACK OF
CHOCOLATE-EATING SCALLOPS
TRYING TO RUSTLE THE BALLOON.

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GET AWAY,
YOU SWEET-TOOTHED VARMINTS!

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( yelling )

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I'm going to be a little late.

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LATE?

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BUT WHAT ABOUT...

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( screams )

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PATRICK?

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( yelling )

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Take him up
to the Ferris Wheel

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and I'll meet you there.

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Sandy out. ( yelling )

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IF PATRICK DOESN'T GET
HIS VALENTINE...

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I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT UP
THERE, SPONGEBOB!
( screams )

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PATRICK! ACTUALLY
IT'S ON THE FERRIS...

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FERRIS WHEEL!

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( panting... )

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I'M READY FOR THE GREATEST
VALENTINE PRESENT

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IN THE WHOLE WORLD NOW,
SPONGEBOB.

154
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WELL, THIS IS WHERE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT...
I HOPE.

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JUST KEEP LOOKING
OUT THERE, PAL.

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OH... OOH...

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SPONGEBOB TO SANDY,
SPONGEBOB TO SANDY.

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Come in, Sandy.

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SANDY TO SPONGEBOB.

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I GOT MY OX IN A HITCH HERE.

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I'M WAY OFF COURSE.

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( yelling )

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THE SCALLOPS ARE
EATING THE BALLOON!

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( yelling )

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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

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HUH?

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OH, SHOOT!

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WE'RE GOING DOWN, SPONGEBOB.

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SWITCH TO PLAN B.

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NO B, SANDY, NO B. NO!

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OH...

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UH, PATRICK,
YOU KNOW HOW

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SOMETIMES YOU PLAN
SOMETHING SPECIAL

174
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AND THINGS JUST
DON'T WORK OUT?

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NO, NO... OH, GEE...

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OH, HOLY MACKEREL.

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IS IT HOT UP HERE
OR WHAT?!

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VALENTINE, VALENTINE...

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HUH? NO...
NO, PATRICK!

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Patrick:
VALENTINE, VALENTINE,
VALENTINE...

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VALENTINE, VALENTINE...

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PATRICK, DON'T!

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( grunting and yelling )

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PATRICK! HERE IT IS!

185
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WHAT'S THAT?

186
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A HANDSHAKE,
A FRIENDLY HANDSHAKE.

187
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A HANDSHAKE?

188
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THAT'S THE BIG GIFT?

189
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YOU GOT ME A HANDSHAKE?

190
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A FRIENDLY HANDSHAKE.

191
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

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( laughs nervously )

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( sighs deeply )

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I'VE BEEN THINKING.

195
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AT FIRST A HANDSHAKE
DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MUCH

196
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BUT... REALLY IT'S
THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.

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HEY, SPONGEBOB,
I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR THIS BOX OF CHOCOLATES.

198
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UH, NO PROBLEM, FRAN.

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I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH
I WAS EXPECTING MORE...

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THANKS FOR THE ROSES,
SPONGEBOB.

201
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

202
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YOU TOO, DAVE.

203
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NOT THAT IT MATTERS THAT WE'VE
BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG...

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HEY, SPONGEBOB,
THANKS FOR
THE BIKE.

205
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS GUY?

206
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I JUST MET HIM
THIS MORNING.

207
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SO, AS I WAS SAYING...

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EXCUSE ME, DO YOU GUYS
HAVE THE TIME?

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( screaming )

210
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OOH, PATRICK
NEEDS LOVE, TOO!

211
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OOH...!

212
00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:01,341
( panting, yelling
and screaming... )

213
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,046
( yelling )

214
00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:09,016
I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!

215
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,117
( screaming )

216
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,719
Attention, everyone.

217
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,121
There's a chubby pink starfish
on the loose!

218
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( all screaming )

219
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,524
( gibbering... )

220
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HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!

221
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,400
( screaming )

222
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,470
( grunting and screaming... )

223
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,180
( panting... )

224
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HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!

225
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( screaming )

226
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,320
( munching )

227
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( gasps ) PATRICK!

228
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( gibbering )

229
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( all scream )

230
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( howling )

231
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:05,172
GIVE ME SPONGEBOB!

232
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,674
( laughs nervously )

233
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,275
YOU BROKE MY HEART!

234
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,812
NOW I'M GOING TO BREAK
SOMETHING OF YOURS!

235
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:16,549
OKAY, PATRICK, I KNOW
I DESERVE THIS, BUT DO THEY?

236
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,820
THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME
ANYTHING, EITHER.

237
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:23,223
NOPE, IT'S TOO LATE
FOR THAT NOW...

238
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FOR ALL OF YOU.

239
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,529
( growling... )

240
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,067
( screaming )

241
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,368
YEE-HA!

242
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,370
GET ALONG, LITTLE SHELLFISH.

243
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,139
GIDDAP, YOU SCALLOPS!

244
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,574
SpongeBob:
YEAH, SANDY'S HERE!

245
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,378
WHOO-HOO! LOOK, PATRICK,
IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!

246
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THE BEST VALENTINE IN THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

247
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SURE IT IS.

248
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:54,121
I'M TELLING YOU IT'S
RIGHT THERE. TURN AROUND!

249
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UH-UH.

250
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,456
PATRICK, TURN AROUND.

251
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,926
All:
TURN AROUND!

252
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,062
Man:
HEY, NINCOMPOOP,
TURN AROUND!

253
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,497
YOU MUST THINK
I'M PRETTY DUMB, HUH?

254
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:07,467
Crowd:
YES! TURN AROUND!

255
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:08,869
NO.

256
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,739
( chanting ):
TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND.

257
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:12,740
NUH-UH.

258
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,541
I'M GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE

259
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:18,111
AND I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT
AGAIN, SO PAY ATTENTION.

260
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,147
I AM NOT, I REPEAT

261
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:23,083
NOT GOING TO TURN AROUND
FOR ANY REASON EVER.

262
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,818
Sandy:
HOWDY, PATRICK!

263
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,220
HI, SANDY. ( gasps )

264
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,358
( mumbling... )

265
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,861
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
DAY, PATRICK.

266
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,162
YAY!

267
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:39,666
YAY! MY VALENTINE!

268
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,669
HEY, IS THIS SOLID CHOCOLATE?

269
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,837
PATRICK, NO!

270
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,206
( chomp, explosion )

271
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,810
Patrick:
OH, SPONGEBOB...

272
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,612
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
GIVE ME ANYTHING.

273
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,598
( humming... )

274
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,005
AH... TIME TO RELAX.

275
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,450
( gasps )

276
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,718
SQUIDWARD!

277
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,521
WELL, TIME TO GO.

278
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,424
SQUIDWARD!
SQUIDWARD, WAIT!

279
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,525
NOW WHAT?

280
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,093
YOU DROPPED THIS
PIECE OF PAPER.

281
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,561
YEAH, SO WHAT?

282
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,231
I JUST FIGURED YOU
PROBABLY WANT IT BACK.

283
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,565
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

284
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,733
IT'S ONLY GARBAGE.

285
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:47,901
GARBAGE?!

286
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,270
BUT, SQUIDWARD,
IN THE RIGHT HANDS

287
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,240
THIS PAPER IS
A GOLD MINE OF
ENTERTAINMENT.

288
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,176
A SPECTACULAR
AFTERNOON OF
UNDERWATER FUN.

289
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,911
A TREASURE TROVE OF...

290
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,947
GARBAGE.

291
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,348
SO YOU DON'T WANT IT?

292
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,016
RIGHT!

293
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,852
DOES THAT MEAN
I CAN HAVE IT?

294
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,054
YES, BY ALL MEANS, TAKE IT.

295
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,388
( phone rings )

296
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,556
HELLO.

297
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,891
SpongeBob:
You sure?

298
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,860
YES! FOR THE FINAL TIME

299
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,895
I DON'T WANT THAT PAPER.

300
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,330
IT'S YOURS FOREVER AND EVER!

301
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,498
( sighs )

302
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,567
ARE YOU DEFINITELY,
POSITIVELY SURE?

303
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,568
GET OUT!

304
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,569
BUT ARE...

305
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,171
GET... OUT...!

306
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,739
LAST CHANCE TO CHANGE
YOUR MIND, SQUIDWARD.

307
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,575
TAKE IT, SPONGEBOB.

308
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,243
TAKE IT, PLEASE.

309
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:35,983
AND PROMISE ME,
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I MAY
BEG AND PLEAD AND CRY

310
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:41,454
DON'T GIVE THAT PAPER
BACK TO ME... EVER!

311
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,723
SO, I TAKE THAT
AS A POSSIBLE NO?

312
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,026
SQUIDWARD? SQUIDWARD?
SQUIDWARD?

313
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:49,930
OKAY, SQUIDWARD,
THAT'S A PROMISE
I'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP.

314
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,564
AH, MR. PAPER.

315
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,801
I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE
A FRIEND LIKE SQUIDWARD.

316
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,070
SPONGEBOB...

317
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,572
( SpongeBob laughing )

318
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,375
( playing
"Mary had a Little Lamb" )

319
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:06,914
( SpongeBob laughing )

320
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,749
WHAT IN THE WORLD
ARE YOU GIGGLING ABOUT?

321
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,920
( laughs )
I'M SORRY, SQUIDWARD,
IT'S JUST...( giggles )

322
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,323
IT'S JUST THAT I'M THINKING
OF ALL THE FUN I'M GOING TO HAVE

323
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,492
WITH THIS PIECE
OF PAPER!

324
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:23,296
HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE FUN
WITH JUST A PIECE OF PAPER?

325
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,465
( resumes playing )

326
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:29,937
( Spongebob laughing
and singing )

327
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,973
DOH! WHAT CAN HE POSSIBLY
BE DOING WITH THAT PAPER?

328
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,243
* LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA... *

329
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,644
GARY, WATCH THIS.

330
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,680
GUESS WHAT I AM?

331
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:41,481
( meows )

332
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,749
WELL, YES, GARY

333
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,086
I AM A SPONGE WITH PAPER
STUCK IN HIS PANTS

334
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,522
BUT I'M ALSO SUPER SPONGE
SOAKING UP CRIME.

335
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,591
SEE, HERE'S MY CAPE.

336
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,062
SUPER MORON'S MORE LIKE IT.

337
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:59,332
NOW I'M SPONGEBOB JUNGLEPANTS.

338
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,968
( yelling
like Tarzan )

339
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:01,969
OH, BOY.

340
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,337
( continues yelling... )

341
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:09,376
UGH... SPONGEBOB JUNGLEPANTS
SUMMON ANIMAL FRIENDS.

342
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,444
( roaring )

343
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,980
( cawing )

344
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,314
( blows raspberry )

345
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,315
( screeching )

346
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,985
( imitating foghorn )

347
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,053
( chattering )

348
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,989
( barking )

349
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:22,755
( meows )

350
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,091
YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY

351
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,658
I'M NOT A JUNGLE BOY.

352
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,128
I AM A BOX OF ARMY SUPPLIES

353
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:31,298
BRINGING RELIEF
TO THE HUNGRY TROOPS!

354
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,336
LANDING JUST IN TIME
FOR... THE BULLFIGHT!

355
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,171
TORO! TORO, GARY!

356
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,774
TORO, TORO!
TORO... GARY.
TORO...

357
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,076
HEY, OLE!

358
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,244
( crowd cheers )

359
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,578
NOW, FOR SOME IMPRESSIONS.

360
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,380
A GUY WITH A MUSTACHE.

361
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,417
LOOK AT ME,
I'M A GUY WITH A MUSTACHE.

362
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,919
A PIRATE WITH AN EYE PATCH.

363
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,854
ARR, I'M A PIRATE.

364
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,756
A REGULAR GUY WITH AN EYE PATCH.

365
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,092
ARR, I AM NOT A PIRATE.

366
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,395
DO A BIG YELLOW IDIOT WITH
A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER.

367
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,108
HOW DID HE DO THAT?

368
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,078
LOOK, GARY, ORAL-GAMI.

369
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,048
Children:
BIRD! YAY!

370
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,384
SNOWFLAKE! YAY!

371
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,055
PAPER DOLL, YAY!

372
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,391
HEY, THAT LITTLE PAPER
DOES SEEM LIKE FUN.

373
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,825
WHAT AM I SAYING?!

374
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,528
I AM SUCH AN IDIOT.

375
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,064
( laughs )

376
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:41,634
SPONGEBOB, HONESTLY,
AND HIS DUMB PAPER.

377
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,303
HE CALLS THAT FUN?

378
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,273
NOW, READING
BORING SCIENCE DIGEST,
THAT'S FUN.

379
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,141
( muttering )

380
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,577
( laughs )
CHECK EROSION!

381
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,313
( laughs )
MITOSIS!

382
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:59,419
( SpongeBob laughing )

383
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,255
SEE, I CAN HAVE FUN
TAKING A BATH.

384
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:06,093
( Spongebob making
airplane noise )

385
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,195
( imitating machine gun )

386
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,563
( rubber duck squeaking )

387
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,733
PAINTING FRUIT--
THERE'S NOTHING MORE FUN
THAN PAINTING FRUIT.

388
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,668
THIS IS MORE FUN THAN ANYTHING.

389
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:21,574
( Spongebob laughing )

390
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,742
( gasps )

391
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,111
( Spongebob laughing )

392
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,012
OH...! ( grumbling )

393
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:29,182
( yelling )

394
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,118
( coughing and panting )

395
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,620
( SpongeBob laughing )

396
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,756
I'LL PROVE TO HIM
THAT PAPER IS NOT FUN!

397
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,526
( whistling )

398
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,594
* I'M HAVING FUN, LA-LA-LA. *

399
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,996
* ISN'T IT GREAT,
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA *

400
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,165
* LA-LA *

401
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,699
* LA-LA-LA-LA... *

402
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,368
OKAY, SPONGEBOB,
TOP THIS ONE.

403
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:52,539
HEY, LITTLE SQUIDWARD,
WHAT'S GRAY AND UGLY
AND HAS SIX ARMS?

404
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,942
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT HAVE YOU LOOKED
IN THE MIRROR LATELY?

405
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,144
WHAT? WHY YOU...

406
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,545
( laughing )

407
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,614
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE,
SQUIDWARD, NOW LET ME TRY.

408
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,750
HAVE YOU HEARD
ANY GOOD JOKES, MR. PAPER?

409
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,419
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PAPER
THAT FELL IN THE OCEAN?

410
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,789
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE PAPER THAT FELL
IN THE OCEAN?

411
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,658
IT WAS ALL WASHED-UP.

412
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:15,262
( crowd laughing )

413
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,630
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA...

414
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:21,968
HA, HA, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN
WITH MY NEW SHELL CART.

415
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,303
AH, HA, HA.

416
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,174
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
CAN YOUR STUPID PAPER DO THIS?

417
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,441
( helicopter engine )

418
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,277
NOPE.

419
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,183
WELL, YOU CAN'T PLAY MUSIC
WITH A PIECE OF PAPER!

420
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:41,354
( playing "Mary Had a
Little Lamb" off-key )

421
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,755
HOORAY! HOORAY!

422
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,424
THAT WAS GREAT,
SQUIDWARD.

423
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,393
ALL THOSE WRONG NOTES
YOU PLAYED

424
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,195
MADE IT SOUND
MORE ORIGINAL.

425
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,830
WHAT? I DIDN'T PLAY
ANY WRONG NOTES.

426
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,199
( plays off-key )

427
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:55,202
YEAH, SEE, YOU'RE
PLAYING IT LIKE THIS...

428
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,503
( plays off-key )

429
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,206
WHEN ORDINARILY
IT GOES LIKE THIS...

430
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,673
( plays perfectly )

431
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,610
I'M PARTIAL TO DOING IT
IN THE KEY OF A-MINOR, MYSELF.

432
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:09,316
( playing jazzy version
in higher key... )

433
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,888
AH, NOTHING LIKE
A DUET BETWEEN BUDDIES,
EH, SQUIDWARD?

434
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,390
GIVE ME MY PAPER BACK!

435
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,991
NOW LET GO OF IT.

436
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,693
I SAID LET GO OF IT!

437
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,862
LET GO, LET GO, LET GO...

438
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,030
I CAN'T!

439
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,698
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU CAN'T?

440
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,699
I CAN'T!

441
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,235
YOU MADE ME PROMISE

442
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:31,238
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU
BEGGED AND PLEADED AND CRIED

443
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,640
NOT TO GIVE THE PAPER
BACK TO YOU EVER.

444
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,642
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

445
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,545
SURE YOU DID, SQUIDWARD, LOOK.

446
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,247
TAKE IT SPONGEBOB.

447
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,914
TAKE IT, PLEASE.

448
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:48,788
AND PROMISE ME,
NO MATTER HOW MUCH
I MAY BEG AND PLEAD AND CRY

449
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:53,560
DON'T GIVE THAT PAPER
BACK TO ME... EVER!

450
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,794
WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN?

451
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,596
NO, I DON'T WANT
TO SEE IT AGAIN.

452
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,930
JUST GIVE ME THAT PAPER.

453
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,267
SORRY, SQUIDWARD,
I AM SWORN TO
A PROMISE.

454
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,568
MAYBE I SHOULD
GET GOING.

455
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,070
WAIT, WAIT, MAYBE WE CAN
TRADE FOR SOMETHING.

456
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,605
YEAH, SOMETHING, SOMETHING.

457
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,073
AH... WAIT UP, SPONGEBOB.

458
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,809
WAIT! HOLD ON THERE,
CHUM. ( laughs )

459
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,245
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER.

460
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,614
WOW! POCKET LINT!

461
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,949
YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN,
SQUIDWARD.

462
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,252
PAPER FOR LINT,
HMM...

463
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,987
NOT THE LINT,
THE RUBBER BAND.

464
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,154
THE RUBBER BAND?

465
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,190
DO I DARE?

466
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,259
OH... DARE! DARE!

467
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,961
OKA... OH, I GET IT.

468
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:32,098
YOU'RE JUST TESTING ME.

469
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,334
DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD,
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

470
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,002
A PROMISE
IS A PROMISE.

471
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,337
LISTEN, YOU.

472
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,640
YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
UNTIL WE STRIKE A DEAL.

473
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:44,243
GOT TO GET THAT... PAPER.

474
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,845
SQUIDWARD?

475
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,246
TRADE...

476
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,749
HEY, LISTEN.

477
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,819
EVERYTHING MUST... GO!

478
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,854
WELL, THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.

479
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,391
I'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING
BUT THE SHIRT OFF MY BACK.

480
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,731
OH... SQUIDWARD, IS THIS
STILL PART OF THE TEST?

481
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,467
BECAUSE IT'S...
IT'S REALLY GETTING

482
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,403
HARDER AND HARDER
TO KEEP MY PROMISE.

483
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,904
OKAY, THE SHIRT!

484
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,442
TAKE IT, TAKE MY SHIRT!

485
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,377
SQUIDWARD'S SHIRT.

486
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,413
I... I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED THAT SHIRT.

487
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,516
OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TRADE!

488
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,352
I CAN BREAK A PROMISE
FOR THIS.

489
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,854
SQUIDWARD, DO YOU WANT
YOUR OTHER STUFF?

490
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,656
'CAUSE THIS IS
ALL I'LL NEED.

491
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,459
YOU CAN HAVE ALL THAT JUNK,
BECAUSE NOW I'VE GOT THIS.

492
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,462
I'VE GOT THE PAPER, AND
YOU'VE GOT MY USELESS GARBAGE.

493
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,163
I GOT IT! HA, HA, HA.

494
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,465
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

495
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,367
I GOT IT,
YOU'RE A SUCKER.

496
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,468
YOU'RE A SUCKER.

497
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,902
( laughs ) AT LAST.

498
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,638
WHAT SHOULD WE TRY FIRST,
MR. PAPER? IMPRESSIONS!

499
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,840
A GUY WITH A PIECE OF PAPER
ON HIS NOSE.

500
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,510
LOOK AT ME, I'M A GUY WITH
A PIECE OF PAPER...

501
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:54,146
ON HIS... NOSE.

502
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,383
HMM... AHA!

503
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,717
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

504
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:00,920
TA-DA!

505
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,856
Children:
BOO!

506
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,960
OKAY, OKAY, UH... HELICOPTER!

507
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,431
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

508
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,766
I'M FLYING!

509
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,536
OH, YEAH, I'M FLYING!

510
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,037
I'M FLYING!

511
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,272
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT,
HERE WE GO NOW.

512
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:23,042
I'M FLYING, FLYING, FLYING,
FLYING, FLYING, FLYING...

513
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,444
( wheezing ):
FLYING...

514
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,113
( clarinet squeaking... )

515
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,627
WAIT, MORE IMPRESSIONS.

516
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:44,864
A GUY THROWING A PIECE OF PAPER
ON THE GROUND!

517
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:49,201
A GUY STOMPING
ON THE PIECE OF PAPER!

518
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:52,905
I'M A GUY WHO TRADED
EVERYTHING HE OWNS FOR...

519
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:56,108
A WORTHLESS
PIECE OF PAPER.

520
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:58,945
HEY, THANKS, IT'S JUST
WHAT I NEEDED, SQUIDWARD.

521
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,246
( chewing )

522
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,122
NICE SHIRT, SPONGEBOB.
( chuckles )

523
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,592
( wind blowing )

524
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:20,867
ANYBODY HAVE ANY SUNSCREEN?

525
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:23,102
[Captiand NICKELODEON]by THE

526
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:34,080
[Captioned by The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]